The train wreck that is Tom Cruise's Nazi flick, Valkyrie, will finally be in theaters in a little over a month.

We sure can't wait to see it.

Not!

A few folks who've had the honor of seeing it before all of us have said some not so nice things about it.

No shock!

Most notably, some say Tom's performance 'elicits uncomfortable and inappropriate laughs.'

In one scene, Tommy boy's character, Claus Von Stauffenberg, removes a false eye. “It was disgusting. It was like watching someone pluck their contacts out,” says a snitch

Another early viewer said, “The film just isn’t a thriller at all. It’s a bunch of white guys in Nazi uniforms. It’s too bad. And Tom doesn’t speak with a German accent — though they did add a voiceover of him speaking German to the beginning of the film. Still, it’s as if he could say ‘I complete you’ at any time. This is not his Oscar moment.”

Better luck with the next movie, Tommy!

Maybe your BFF Will Smith can help you out.